Best Season
2018
8-5, final rank 1, score index 91.74
Managed by Jackson Desanto
Jackson DeSanto has one of the strangest resumes in the league, because the all-time record is a modest 53-56 but the trophy case says 2 championships and a third-place finish. That contrast is real: his postseason record is an excellent 8-4, which means the Bruisers has been far more dangerous in big spots than in the regular-season standings. He has also stacked up five playoff appearances, a strong 3rd-place coaching score, and a top-half scoring rate of 56.88%, so this is not some total fluke operation. Jackson’s legacy is basically built on title conversion: he may not dominate every season wire to wire, but when the bracket opens, people have learned not to get comfortable.
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Bin Laden's Bruisers
Meatball Crane
Career
Career Record
53-56
48.6% win rate
Playoff Record
8-4
66.7% playoff win rate
Championships
2
0 runner-up finishes
ELO
1663
152.3 Legacy Score
Seasons
Best Season
8-5, final rank 1, score index 91.74
Worst Season
3-10, final rank 7, score index 71.42
Rivalry
Scouting Report
Strengths
Weaknesses
How They Can Improve
To reach even bigger success, Jackson needs more regular-season stability so he is not always relying on postseason magic to carry the whole story. If he can pair that clutch playoff edge with stronger week-to-week consistency and a better draft return, he has the profile to build a much clearer dynasty case.
Badges
Pain
Recognizes a team reaching two-hundred-and-fifty all-play losses in their league history.
Positive
Recognizes a team reaching two-hundred-and-fifty all-play wins in their league history.
Positive
Earned by becoming a league champion.
Pain
Recognizes a team that wins the championship with the easiest schedule in the season.
Positive
Awarded to a team that wins the championship in their first season.
Positive
Awarded to a team making their fifth playoff appearance.
Positive
Given to the team that finishes first in the regular season standings.
Pain
Recognizes a team wins the championship as the worst drafter.
Pain
Recognizes the manager who had the worst DEF draft in a season.
Positive
Recognized for outstanding drafting at the K position.
Year By Year
| Year | Record | Rank | Seed | Score | Draft | Coach |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 8-6 | 5 | 4 | 80.48 | 10 | 4 |
| 2024 | 9-5 | 4 | 1 | 88.03 | 5 | 1 |
| 2023 | 6-8 | 7 | - | 69.71 | 9 | 7 |
| 2022 | 7-7 | 1 | 5 | 87.4 | 2 | 5 |
| 2021 | 8-6 | 3 | 2 | 82.37 | 6 | 4 |
| 2020 | 3-10 | 7 | - | 71.42 | 7 | 8 |
| 2019 | 4-9 | 5 | - | 72.64 | 4 | 2 |
| 2018 | 8-5 | 1 | 1 | 91.74 | 8 | 5 |