Week 1 Recap and Looking At Week 2

──────────────────────── ⭐ WEEK 1 RECAP ──────────────────────── 🏈 ZERO DARK THIRTY 139.46 — CHICKEN BING BING 120.10 Zero Dark Thirty had the second-highest score of the week and starts the year 1-0. Caleb Williams led the way with 37.26 points, while Chicken Bing Bing got 27.2 from Justin Jefferson and still came up short. Cote also had 23.8 points from Isaiah Likely sitting on the bench, which definitely didn’t help. 120 points usually gives you a pretty good chance. Not this week. ──────────── 🏈 BIN LADIN BRUISERS 96.50 — MY LEGS ARE GONE 93.86 Bin Ladin Bruisers got the win in the lowest-scoring matchup of the week. Trevor Lawrence put up 26.1 for the Bruisers, which ended up being enough. My legs are gone got 35.66 from Josh Allen but didn’t get much help elsewhere, with Travis Etienne and the Rams defense having rough weeks. Desanto starts 1-0 despite having the second-lowest score of the week. My legs are gone starts 0-1 with the lowest score and an 0-9 all-play record. ──────────── 🏈 FAZE OBAMAPHONE 111.56 — TOMMY CUTLETS 104.46 Faze ObamaPhone beat Tommy Cutlets 111.56-104.46 in one of the closer games of the week. Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Zay Flowers led the way for Faze ObamaPhone, while Jonathan Taylor scored 23.6 for Tommy Cutlets. Tavenner also had more than 72 points sitting on his bench, including nearly 30 from Jalen Coker. Faze ObamaPhone starts 1-0 and improves to 10-7 all-time against Tommy Cutlets. We take those. ──────────── 🏈 FRAUD SQUAD 170.76 — UNDERPRIVPANTIES 121.72 Fraud Squad had easily the best week in the league, putting up 170.76. Jahmyr Gibbs and Kenneth Walker III did most of the damage. UnderPrivPanties actually scored 121.72, which was the fourth-highest score of the week, but it didn’t really matter against 170. Devaney also got 31.9 from D’Andre Swift and still ended up losing by almost 50. Probably the toughest loss of Week 1. ──────────── 🏈 ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY 124.32 — HOOPERVILLE 98.76 Rome Wasn't Built in a Day opened the year with a comfortable win over Hooperville. Derrick Henry and Ashton Jeanty led the way and helped Fietze finish with the third-highest score of the week. Bijan Robinson scored 27.3 for Hooperville, but there wasn’t enough help around him. Prestia also got just 2.2 points from Ja’Marr Chase, which definitely didn’t help. Rome Wasn't Built in a Day starts 1-0 and Hooperville starts 0-1. ──────────────────────── 🏆 WEEK 1 SCORES ──────────────────────── Fraud Squad — 170.76 Zero Dark Thirty — 139.46 Rome Wasn't Built in a Day — 124.32 UnderPrivPanties — 121.72 Chicken Bing Bing — 120.10 Faze ObamaPhone — 111.56 Tommy Cutlets — 104.46 Hooperville — 98.76 Bin Ladin Bruisers — 96.50 My legs are gone — 93.86 ──────────────────────── 📚 THIS WEEK IN HISTORY ──────────────────────── Zero Dark Thirty still holds the league record for the slimmest win ever. Vaccaro won by 0.02 points in Week 2 of 2021. Write it up as a classic Vaccaro win. ──────────────────────── 🔮 WEEK 2 PREVIEW ──────────────────────── 🏈 MY LEGS ARE GONE vs. FAZE OBAMAPHONE Records: My legs are gone: 0-1 Faze ObamaPhone: 1-0 All-time series: Faze ObamaPhone leads 8-7 Last matchup: Faze ObamaPhone 117.26 My legs are gone 87.84 My legs are gone is looking to bounce back after finishing last in Week 1. Faze ObamaPhone comes in 1-0 after beating Tommy Cutlets and has a slight edge in the all-time series. Gribbel probably needs a better week from pretty much everyone not named Josh Allen. ──────────── 🏈 UNDERPRIVPANTIES vs. ZERO DARK THIRTY Records: UnderPrivPanties: 0-1 Zero Dark Thirty: 1-0 All-time series: UnderPrivPanties leads 9-7 Last matchup: UnderPrivPanties 108.24 Zero Dark Thirty 101.68 UnderPrivPanties had one of the better teams in Week 1 despite losing. Zero Dark Thirty had the second-highest score in the league and starts 1-0. Devaney leads the all-time series 9-7 and won the last matchup. Vaccaro will be looking to keep the momentum going after a strong first week. This should be one of the better games this week. ──────────── 🏈 ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY vs. CHICKEN BING BING Records: Rome Wasn't Built in a Day: 1-0 Chicken Bing Bing: 0-1 All-time series: Chicken Bing Bing leads 8-4 Last matchup: Rome Wasn't Built in a Day 117 Chicken Bing Bing 113 Rome Wasn't Built in a Day comes in after a strong Week 1 win. Chicken Bing Bing scored 120.10 last week but still starts the year 0-1. Cote has had the better of this matchup historically with an 8-4 record, but Fietze won the last meeting. Pretty even matchup going into the week. ──────────── 🏈 FRAUD SQUAD vs. BIN LADIN BRUISERS Records: Fraud Squad: 1-0 Bin Ladin Bruisers: 1-0 All-time series: Bin Ladin Bruisers leads 10-6 Last matchup: Bin Ladin Bruisers 122.32 Fraud Squad 82.44 Both teams are 1-0, but they got there very differently. Fraud Squad scored 170.76 last week. Bin Ladin Bruisers scored 96.50. Desanto leads the all-time series 10-6 and won the last matchup, while Moulton is coming off by far the highest score of Week 1. We’ll see how much last week actually matters. ──────────── 🏈 HOOPERVILLE vs. TOMMY CUTLETS Records: Hooperville: 0-1 Tommy Cutlets: 0-1 All-time series: Tied 4-4 Last matchup: Hooperville 139.62 Tommy Cutlets 132 One of these two is starting the year 0-2. Their all-time series is tied 4-4, and Hooperville won the last matchup. Tavenner will be hoping some of those points he left on the bench last week make their way into the starting lineup this time. Both teams are coming off Week 1 losses, so somebody gets to feel a little better after this one. ──────────────────────── 👀 THINGS TO WATCH ──────────────────────── Can Fraud Squad come anywhere close to 170 again? Does My legs are gone get out of last? Can Bin Ladin Bruisers go 2-0 after scoring under 100 in Week 1? Does UnderPrivPanties get a win after putting up 121 last week? And which 0-1 team starts 0-2? That’s Week 2.